Feet up Friday.
That awkward moment when you get home from the dentist and realize that your celebrity look alike is adam sandler in little nicky
I’m fancy as all get out, y’all!
I’m fancy as all get out, y’all!
Vagina tree!
Nothing beats a damn good mullet! !
This is a very important lesson, kids! Make your mama happy!
First came the glasses, then the porn-stache. Yes. I made the sex to this.
I need to get my ass in gear and get ready to enjoy this beautiful day on the river. (Its a shallow rived, maybe 4-5 feet deep. You either tube or sit on the beach and drink beer all day. I choose the latter.) I still have to go to the store for snacks, beer and gas, clean out my truck, shave my legs, pick up my kids get them ready and still drive there. Seems more like a chore then a relaxing day. Guh.
Yeah, we sorta like each other sometimes :)
How is it that I’ve lost almost 20 lbs but I still feel like a gigantic fat cow? I still look pregnant, but my boobs seem like they’re the only things shrinking. Ugh. By the time my bbelly is gone my boobs are gonna magically disappear, too.
*yawn*growl*stretch *
Good morning, you sexy little internets . Let’s grab this thursday by the balls and make it our bitch. Im So so glad my week is almost over. I haven’t been letting myself get enough sleep lately and it’s really catching up to me.
I was getting out of my car at the grocery store, I spoke to a beautiful little girl who was enjoying some blue ice cream with her daddy. I told her that the blue kind with my favorite too. She got a great big smile on her face and looked at her daddy. He told me “have a good night” and I did the same. As I was walking away towards the grocery store I heard her tell her daddy “that girl is pretty” to which the dad replied “yes, she is very pretty.”
Its the little things, folks. The littlest tiniest things make a huge difference in someones day. I hope you have-and use- the opportunity to bring light to someones day.
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